What Is Pro Racing?  posted by COPE @ Jan 30, 2003
SLO is without question a racing and rumbling team, however, given my druthers, I prefer to race, race, race!  If that doesn't make sense to you, or you just can't relate, check out the post I made at MTMG's Racing Forum.  If what you see doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, then I highly suggest you have someone check your pulse! 

Tourney Results!  posted by COPE @ Jan 30, 2003

Out to prove he's more than just a so-so nice guy who's level of intellect is often compared to that of a highly advanced rock, SLO_GT3K finished up on the podium in a 1 vs 1 tourney on the cube hosted by +All2much__, Jan 24, 2003.  Excellent stuff, GT - superb effort on your part, bud.  I suppose we'll no longer be able to tease you about not knowing how to spell your first (or last) name anymore, huh? lol.  You're dangerous, man!!  Much thanks to +All2much for hosting the event, and congrats to MGD_Thumpin and ATW_BackHand for their podium finishes as well.  Here's how it all rolled out in the end:

 

                       1st - MGD_Thumpin__

                            2nd - SLO_GT3K

                       3rd - ATW_BACKHAND_

Expo 2003 Is Here!  posted by COPE @ Jan 15, 2003
If you haven't heard by now, there's a move afoot for an expo, and I gotta tell ya, it's looks as though it's going to be a ton of fun!!  For more info, check out MTMG

Battle of the Sexes Update  posted by COPE @ Jan 13, 2003
As expected, the guys bested those misbegotten creatures who call themselves "ladies" (ha!) in our regularly scheduled Battle of the Sexes gig.  Oh, and I might add when the going got tough, SLO_Christy got going lol.  She couldn't take the heat, so she bailed out (sissy lol).  Just as well - saved herself a beating lol.   Then SLO_nLuVnIt started whining 'cause I said she hit like a girl lol.  Let's see, SLO_Vyper:  sucked.  LS6_Daisy:  sucked...and that's pretty much it lol.  In the end it looked like this:

Scuzbags - 2, Gents - 3

The overall count now sits at 11 to 9 in their favor, but we're closing in fast!!  Their not really as tough as they look with all that facial hair, the cigars, barking and scuffing their hooves violently against the ground - doesn't scare me one bit.  SLO_RAZ get's nervous, but he's kind of a wimp anyway lol.  Until next time...woof-woof!!

Jumper's Cloud  posted by COPE @ Jan 8, 2003
If you haven't swung by Jumper's Cloud in a few weeks, you'll be in for a surprise the next time you do.  He's given the place a major overhaul, and it looks great!  Everything is still there content wise, he just gave it a nice, new facelift.  Stop by and check it out when you get a chance.  Oh, and if you're the 8,477th visitor of the day, you get a brand new, genuine gold-plated lug nut!!  Now where else are you going to get a gift like that?  All for free, too lol.

Tourney Win!!!  posted by COPE @ Jan 4, 2003
He's baaaaaaack!!  Just when you thought it was safe to step out onto the cube, SLO_N8, the guy who to my knowledge has racked up more tourney wins (racing & rumbling) than anyone who's ever played the game, captured yet another trophy in a 2 vs 2 format tourney held on Jan 2, 2003.  This time he teamed up with a bud of mine, SLC_COLLECTOR, and I'm here to tell ya - it's great to see COLL putting the sumo wrestling moves I taught him to good use.  Didn't think the lessons actually took, but apparently they did lol.  Here are the official results of the tourney, which was hosted by MTA_HOST_Soul and monitored by +TheFinalElement - great job, fellas:

                1st - SLO_N8/SLC_COLLECTOR

                2nd - FIRE_Rhino/AZV_Mus_07

                3rd - MGD_Cornhusker/HeH8teMe   

Congrats to the other four podium finishers, and once again, hats off to N8 & COLL for a super job out there - way to go, guys!!!

Battle of the Sexes Update  posted by COPE @ Jan 3, 2003
Well we did it - we triumphed over those flea-infested demons from the underworld.  Admittedly it wasn't easy, but also realize that getting past the smell is undeniably the toughest part!  Nevertheless, here are the numbers:

Scuzbags - 3, Gents - 4

Of course, the overall count is 9 to 6 in their favor, but I think we're on to something now.  You see, we allowed them extra time to graze in the field just before the match, and I kinda think it slowed them down.  Having 5 eyes and 4.25 arms doesn't do you a whole lotta good if you're not mobile lol.  At any rate, tune in shortly after Jan 11 for another update to this on-going saga!!